That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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