Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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