discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I love you.
Bad choice
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
