Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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