ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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