Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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