I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
