I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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