Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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