But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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