Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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