I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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