There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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