i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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