So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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