I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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