This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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