she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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