he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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