whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i was born a porn star she said
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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