hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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