I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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