Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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