Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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