and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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