did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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