where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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