i permit you to call me
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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