You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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