from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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