butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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