That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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