i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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