New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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