Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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