Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Let's paint friendship bongs
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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