There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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