He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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