I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
The power of my boobs compel you
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