idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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