have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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