you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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