The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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