omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
