I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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