Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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