Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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