I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
