So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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