It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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