At least make sure they are 18
Why
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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