can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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