Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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