that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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