i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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