We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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